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Name: Sylkie Kerava
Status: Chillin'
Sylkie Kerava is a wretched NEET goldblood troll OC from the Homestuck universe. She is 10 solar sweeps old and lives with her 2-headed calf lusus. On her quest to revive her undead moirail, her ship crash landed on Planet Earth, leading to her learning more about the world and all its sexy fictional character husbandos.
She is addicted to the internet and is a video game/variety streamer who sucks at everything she plays, but otherwise has a heart of gold, only ever wanting to bring a smile to viewer's faces and make them laugh (either with her or at her) with her terrible sense of humour (and body odour). She likes really old and unfunny memes that everyone has already agreed are old and stale. She also likes offensive memes that everyone has already agreed are terrible and derogatory. There are performative femcels on the Trollian internet - she is not one of them. Thank goodness that she has a righteous Purpleblood moirail to keep her in check - washed, fed, bathed, and reasonably socialized.
Some facts:
- Her accent has a small Southern drawl to it, thanks to prolonged contact with her moirail (he lives inside her thinkpan due to a malfunctioned psiionic-chucklevoodoo double reacharound).
- Her hive is a rickety old barnyard on a hill, with an outlook into a meadow in which her lusus grazes.
- Despite assumptions that she would be desperate for affection or sexual advances, she is actually quite demure and shy when it comes to non-conciliatory romance, and prefers not to talk about filling buckets or the more concupiscent quadrants overall.
- She is surprisingly well-read and up-to-date on geopolitics and world finance, having invested in equities on the ASE (Alternian Stock Exchange).
- Her voice claim is Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star, with the song "Fade Into You" describing the current state of her moiraillegiance (see first bullet point).
Likes:
Trollchan, strawberry ice cream, fictional human men, knitting, snowglobes, dancing, streaming, Troll Portal, the beach at her moirail's house, Sniper TF2
Dislikes:
Chuds, online bullies, too many numbers, ketchup, Troll Half Life 2, showering, being alone, fridges, hot weather, DaveKat
Traits:
Positive: passionate, humorous, eccentric, spunky, honest
Negative: unpredictable, insecure, foul-mouthed, fragile, overwhelming
Quotes:
- ">>FUCK YOU WHEATLEY!"
- ">>is it legal to say retard on YouTube?"
- ">>type 1 if this is a pravdanuke."
- ">>I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU."
- ">>I miss Dr. Plump."
